Ivanna. México.
“But that’s been done before” “But that’s a trope” Listen when I was 17 I read The Iliad for the first time and it gave me a crisis because why should I bother trying to be a writer when Homer already wrote a book that was basically perfect three thousand years ago. I still feel that sometimes. But if we let that stop us we would never get any damn work done around here.
im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn’t escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind
(via kleefkruid)
The millennial litmus test for sexuality was 100% Pirates of the Caribbean. I was 13 when the first movie came out. Literally everyone walked into that movie having been lured there by the attractiveness of Orlando Bloom in LOTR. The truly straight girls had been drawn in by his entry-level attractiveness and walked out lusting over the significantly older and manlier Jack Sparrow. The others had been unconsciously drawn in by Legolas’s femininity and walked out with their eyes opened and lusting over Keira Knightley.
Important missed categories that have been pointed out to me:
- People who were mature/bisexual enough to be into Norrington from the start
- Bisexuals who wanted to be part of a main character quadrouple
- People who found nontraditional love in side characters/Barbossa
- People who caught gender envy from Captain Jack
- Asexuals who just really like ships, like actual boats ok
Not yet mentioned:
- People whose sexuality and/or very specific fetishes was not fully awakened until Davy Jones came on the scene
I think it’s funniest if Luke and Anakin have completely opposite opinions on sand actually
Anakin: I don’t like sand, it’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere UGH
Luke: I like sand. Reminds me of home. The good old days when all I had to worry about was not being allowed to go to tosche station to pick up some power converters :’) I would happily take a sand bath
In conclusion, there are two kinds of Skywalkers
It makes it funnier to know its canon too tudijdjsjdjxjd
OH MY GOD SDHLFHLKF YESSS